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Post by delphine on Aug 10, 2009 17:39:08 GMT -5
MAXIS
1. I like my women flame retardant. The spicier the better.
2. I devoured the last weakness I had-- head first.
3. I live to breathe fire at people who annoy me.
4. Ever try living in an attic? Seriously sucks.
5. I like flying, but it's hard in modern times. I keep freaking out the Air Force.
6. Napalm won't work on a dragon. Trust me, I know.
7. I flunked anger management.
8. One day I'm going to fry a bear name Remi.
9. I play way too much World of Warcraft.
10. Cats hate me. Have no idea why.
Motto: Hell hath no fury as a pissed off dragon
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Post by delphine on Aug 10, 2009 17:43:58 GMT -5
NICK
1. I was born standing standing up and talking back
2. Cajun born and bred
3. My fave haunts are Temptations on Bourbon St. and Mulates
4. I live for Zydeco, good times and good gumbo
5. If you want to die, touch my Jag
6. Son of a Bourbon Street stripper and a career felon.
7. I grew up on the streets of New Orleans and used to hustle tourists.
8. I used to Squire for Kyrian Hunter until I was betrayed by my best friend.
9. My father was a career felon who died in prison.
10. I'm learning life ain't ever what it seems and never what it should be.
Motto: When the going gets tough, the tough reload
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Post by delphine on Aug 10, 2009 17:46:09 GMT -5
NIM
1. Touch my bunny and I will eat your entrails.
2. I'll eat anything with ketchup.
3. I like trying to help Jared even when he tells me he doesn't need it.
4. I don't understand this what is this weight thing? Is that like when Jared tells me he'll be back and I have weight until he returns?
5. My height varies cause sometimes ceilings get low and I don't like when they mess up my hair. Ceiling hair is kind of gross.
6. I live in the 7th level of hell. Really.
7. I play lots of video games and collecting manga and trading cards.
8. I don't wear shoes, I wear boots.
9. I think I like these Teddy Scares. They keep my bunny happy.
10. Simi still scares me, but I don't think she's going to eat me.
Motto: Do unto others and run like hell.
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Post by delphine on Aug 10, 2009 17:47:58 GMT -5
NJ
1. I like playing with Simi. She let's me eat anything I want to.
Motto: Don't make me call my Uncle Ash after you!
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Post by delphine on Aug 10, 2009 17:53:53 GMT -5
ROMEO
1. I watch my brothers' backs and make sure no one disturbs the peace at The Inferno.
2. I kill anyone dumb enough to say "Romeo, Romeo where for art thou, Romeo?" Or basically anyone who makes a reference to "That Play."
Motto: The early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Post by delphine on Aug 10, 2009 17:56:18 GMT -5
SAVITAR
1. I live to surf and if you want to live, you won't interfere with my surfing.
2. Demons are a man's best friend.
3. Don't anger me. It didn't go well for the last one who did.
4. The sea is the only tranquility.
Motto: I only love two people in this world and you're not one of them.
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Post by delphine on Aug 10, 2009 17:58:13 GMT -5
SIMI
1.The Simi LOVES to shop, especially for sparklies.
2. QVC is my Vahalla.
3. The Simi loves all quality people, but hates them meanies. I want to BBQ them, but akri say no.
4. I don't like that word no. It has a bad sound to it.
5. I like them moo moo cows. They taste good with BBQ sauce.
6. All things taste good with BBQ sauce except rubber cause the Simi is allergic to rubber. I burp up that burnt taste for days. Ew!
7. I love my akri and my akra-Tory.
8. I'm still not sure how I feel about my sister. I love her, but she mighty bossy and the Simi don't like them bossy demons.
9. I love my coffin bag cause the BBQ fits right in and so does my black Amex card.
10. The Simi loves to eat, I just wish akri would expand my menu to include one heifer goddess and some of them mean people. But he say no Simi, don't eat them. Have I said how much I hate that no word?
Motto: Gimme, akri, gimme. I want it all!
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Post by delphine on Aug 10, 2009 18:00:08 GMT -5
SIN
Pastimes:
1. Dreaming up ways to get rid of Artemis.
2. Extreme skiing.
3. Archery (to pick off Artemis)
4. Taking potshots at locals and showing gallu demons what I would do to Artemis if I ever got my hands on her.
5. My other favorite activity, doubling as a nightlight 'cause I'm glowing in the dark from all the nuclear fall-out that surrounds me.
Motto: Never trust a naked woman. If her lips are moving, she's lying.
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Post by delphine on Aug 10, 2009 18:02:22 GMT -5
STRYKER
1. I have no patience for anyone.
2. I had a weakness and I killed him. Imagine what I'd do to you.
Motto: To err is human, to kill divine.
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Post by delphine on Aug 10, 2009 18:04:37 GMT -5
SUSAN
1. I hate cats.
2. I hate my job and want to put my head in a blender most days.
3. I can't believe I'm still paying off college loans to do this job.
4. I don't believe in paranormal.
5. Men are dogs, even when they're cats.
6. Is it too late to buy a pseudonym?
7. I live for hockey, especially when they're fighting.
8. The SCA RULES!!
9. I don't do mornings, afternoon or evenings.
10. I must have coffee to think.
Motto: Back off, furball, I have scissors and I know how to use them.
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Post by delphine on Aug 10, 2009 18:07:49 GMT -5
THE FATES
1. Don't mess with us.
2. Lacey cheats at chess.
3. Cloie snores way too loud.
4. We know the truth about Acheron, but we're not saying.
5. No one needs to know who our father is which is why we don't tell.
6. Yes, even we make mistakes.
7. Don't call us a bitch unless you want something bad to happen.
8. Astrid is our touchstone.
9. We love watching old movies with our mom.
10. Fate makes the world go round and we've been doing it for centuries.
Motto: Read your horoscope all you want. In the end it's up to us.
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Post by delphine on Aug 10, 2009 18:09:44 GMT -5
THORN
1. I don't argue. I kill.
2. I don't play. I kill.
3. I don't compromise... I think you've learned the pattern by now.
4. I'm not what you think. Some days I'm not even what I think I am.
5. Family is hell. Trust me, I know.
6. I'm the man with a plan...most days. Occasionally, I do screw up.
7. C-4 cures most screw ups.
8. Those it doesn't are usually fixed by a demon attack.
9. I don't really like demons, but they have their uses.
10. I would say I like crochet, but that implies a soft side I don't have.
Motto: Don't knock on the devil's door unless you want me to open it.
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Post by delphine on Aug 10, 2009 18:11:37 GMT -5
TORY
1. I love all things old.
2. Hammers can be your best friend.
3. Junk food is the gift of the gods.
4. Mock my OCD at your own risk.
5. Those who understand history, understand the world.
6. Atlantis is real. I know it.
7. I live to argue so don't start a fight cause I won't lose.
8. Pam and Kim are the best friends any human could ever have.
9. Disco is great. It always makes me smile.
10. Time is short. Live for today.
Motto: Everything tastes better with chocolate, except for sardines. Don't ask...
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Post by delphine on Aug 10, 2009 18:13:23 GMT -5
TRACE
1. Trace loves his mommy. 2. Trace loves his daddy. 3. Trace loves his uncles Furry and Fang. 4. Bob makes Trace laugh. 5. Trace loves when Aunt Simi visits. 6. Trace loves to chew on Legos. 7. Trace loves when Kerrigan turns into a wolf and rides me around the house.
8. Trace loves when Mommy sings to me. 9. Trace's favorite story is The Little Prince that Uncle Z gave me. 10. Trace wants to be a rock when I grow up and I can't say my last name yet because it's really hard.
Motto: Can I chew on that?
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Post by delphine on Aug 10, 2009 18:15:47 GMT -5
URIAN
1. Interesting fact: If you step on the average Dark-Hunter's throat in size 15 boots it will break their neck. It won't kill them, but it makes for a cool sound.
Motto: Fuck mercy!
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