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Post by Skyler on Aug 12, 2005 10:07:28 GMT -5
I'm srry Silly. But they were funny. But they're not true about you!
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Post by Corrinewentworth on Aug 12, 2005 10:21:29 GMT -5
No I didn't make those up. I found them on a joke website. Ahajokes.com. They got plenty of jokes there. and they're all funny. And Silly nothing personal about the blonde jokes. They're not about you. Truly. We just like telling jokes about dumb blondes, like my sister and my mom's mom, who're absolutely nuts. We love ya Silly. *Hugs Silly*
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Post by Skyler on Aug 12, 2005 10:26:32 GMT -5
See!!! And haven't we had this conversation before?
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Post by voiceintheshadow on Aug 12, 2005 10:31:08 GMT -5
here are some burnette joke to get even for all the blonde, i know, i know i a brunette so if you cant laug at yourself you shouldnt laugh at others
Q: What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? A: A brunette who's told to many blonde jokes
Q: What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette? A: Brown bagging it.
Q: What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? A: No one else wants it.
Q: What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? A: Invisible.
Q: What's a brunette's mating call? A: "Has the blonde left yet?"
Q: Why didn't Indians scalp brunette's? A: The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
Q: Why is the brunette considered an evil color? A: When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
Q: What do brunettes miss most about a great party A: The invitation
Q: What do you call a good looking man with a brunette? A: A hostage
Q: Who makes bras for brunettes? A: Fisher Price
Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A: It matches their mustache.
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Post by Skyler on Aug 12, 2005 10:35:26 GMT -5
LOL! Almost all of them where funny! Won't comment on the 2nd to last one.
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Post by Corrinewentworth on Aug 12, 2005 11:07:14 GMT -5
Those were pretty funny, Voice.
Here's some more jokes:
Marriage joke:
The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.
It seems that in England, they had a men's club, Bachelors' Anonymous. It was highly successful in making men fear and even hate marriage.
The club provided a unique way to treat the problem of bachelors wanting to marry. They send over a mother-in-law in a nightgown, hair curlers, and a mud pack.
Redneck joke:
There were some backwoods hillbillies living across the river from each other, who fueded constantly. John hated Clarence with a passion and never passed up a chance to throw rocks across the river at Clarence. This went on for years until one day the Corps of Engineers came to build a bridge across that river. John was elated; he told his wife that finally he was going to get the chance to cross over and whip Clarence.
He left the house and returned in a matter of minutes. His wife asked what was wrong, didn't he intend to go over the bridge and whip Clarence? He replied that he'd never really seen Clarence up close and didn't realize his size until he started over the bridge and saw the sign: "CLEARANCE 8 FT 3 IN".
I'll tell the other one on a different post.
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Post by Corrinewentworth on Aug 12, 2005 11:33:57 GMT -5
Here's the other one:
Dictionary for women:
Argument- a discussion that occurs when your right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
Airhead- what a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a cop.
Bar-be-que- you bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat, and cleaned everything up, but, he "made the dinner".
Blonde jokes- jokes that are short so men can understand them.
Cantalope- gotta get married in a church.
Clothes dryer- an appliance designed to eat socks.
Diet soda- a drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half-pound bag of M&M's.
Eternity- the last two minutes of a football game.
Exercise- to walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.
Grocery list- what you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.
Hair dresser- someone who is able to create a style for you will never be able to duplicate again. See also "Magician".
Hardware store- similar to a black hole in space--if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon.
Childbirth- you get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to say, "focus,... breath... push...".
Lipstick- on your lips, coloring to enhance your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear...!
Park- before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewear and neck". After children, a noun meaning, a place with a swingset and slide.
Patience- the most important ingredient for dating, marriage, and children. See also "Tranquilizers".
Waterproof mascara- comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.
Valentine's Day- a day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.
LOL! Good ain't they?
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Post by Skyler on Aug 12, 2005 11:58:46 GMT -5
LOL! I like those!
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Post by SillyFyre on Aug 12, 2005 12:13:18 GMT -5
lol...those are all good.
Don't worry Sky, I'm not made at ya. I'm so use to blonde jokes it not funny. Oh well......
oh here's one for all the blonde guys out there:
why dose a blonde's belly button hurt so much? It's becuase a blonde guy dosen't know where to stick it.
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Post by Skyler on Aug 12, 2005 19:54:50 GMT -5
Ok. My sis cries when ever she hears someone saying stuff about Blondes. LOL!
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Post by darkfire on Aug 12, 2005 21:20:18 GMT -5
LOL. Thats a good one Silly. I'll have to remember that one.
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Post by Cynthiax3 on Aug 12, 2005 23:06:13 GMT -5
LOL Good one Silly.
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Post by Corrinewentworth on Aug 13, 2005 13:14:57 GMT -5
LOL! Good one, Silly.
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Post by SillyFyre on Aug 13, 2005 16:04:36 GMT -5
ya, it my way of getting back at an x's father for all the blondie jokes he use to tell me. He was blondie. after hearing that he stop. LOL
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Post by Ailenia on Aug 14, 2005 19:15:39 GMT -5
hehe those are all good ones, I liked them.
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