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Post by Linda Johnson on Oct 2, 2007 13:38:39 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]I LEARNED THAT THE WORD DORK IS ACTUALLY A SCIENTIFIC TERM FOR A WHALES PENIS.... ;D[/glow]
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Post by Cynthiax3 on Oct 2, 2007 14:10:20 GMT -5
OH my god! LMAO
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Post by Myrrha on Oct 2, 2007 15:16:47 GMT -5
ROTFMAO... learning new things everyday...
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Post by Linda Johnson on Oct 2, 2007 16:24:23 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300] Most babies are born with 250 bones. However, adults typically have only 206 bones in their bodies. [/glow] [glow=red,2,300]LOL, JUST IMAGINE ALL THE LITTLE KIDS IN THE WORLD CALLING EACHOTHER DORKS. LOL, CY, NEXT TIME YOUR KIDS START CALLING EACHOTHER DORKS...YOU WONT BE ABLE TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE. [/glow]
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Post by Cynthiax3 on Oct 2, 2007 16:37:21 GMT -5
OH gosh that is just to funny!
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Post by darklover on Oct 2, 2007 16:52:41 GMT -5
okay y'all I was kidding when I said to make a thread on this...LMAO... I will be very careful of what I say next time.... hehehehehehehhe
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Post by Linda Johnson on Oct 2, 2007 16:58:53 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]im so ashamed of being from texas because of this.... [/glow][glow=red,2,300] Sanger, Texas- Four teenagers were arrested after breaking into a funeral home. They had planned to find embalming fluid, dip their cigarettes in it, and smoke it. Since they could find no fluid, they substituted a finger from the corpse for their cigarettes (and smoked it). [/glow] [glow=red,2,300] Ogden, Utah- A man wearing a clown costume went to a mechanic's trailer. The clown asked for a woman named Kathy. After the mechanic denied knowing a person named Kathy, the clown accused him of having an affair with her, and hit him over the head with a lamp. The clown was never found
[/color][/glow] [ glow=red,2,300]Mount Shasta, California- Joy Glassman was a loving mother. She always wanted her sons to succeed in life. Then she went to far. Her sons grew up to be firemen, and joy intentionally set fires to help their careers. After five fires in one month she was arrested for arson. [/glow][glow=red,2,300] A would-be robber carefully entered a bank. He tripped on the step, causing his mask to fall off. His foot got caught under the doormat, causing him to slide across the floor to the counter. Staggering to his feet, the dazed and confused man waved his fake gun and said “This is a stuff-up!" [/glow] [glow=red,2,300] Colombia - A cow was put in prison after it was blamed for a road accident. The cow was in the street when a woman on a motorcycle ran into it and badly injured herself. The police said, "If it was a person who caused the accident, he or she would be behind bars, so why not a cow?”[/glow]
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Post by darklover on Oct 4, 2007 14:40:00 GMT -5
man, I was busy today and didnt get on and everyone was here almost!!! dayam girls... you were busy!!
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Post by Cynthiax3 on Oct 4, 2007 14:45:54 GMT -5
Yep it was fun! sorry you missed it.
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Post by Linda Johnson on Oct 4, 2007 17:02:29 GMT -5
YEA...WE NIT PICKED EACHOTHER!
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Post by Cynthiax3 on Oct 4, 2007 17:08:31 GMT -5
We had fun!
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Post by darklover on Oct 4, 2007 17:18:11 GMT -5
hey no problem, I try to get on when I can lately!! LOL, oh well I just missed everyone... but I had a busy day!!
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Post by Cynthiax3 on Oct 4, 2007 20:31:45 GMT -5
Don't you always? LOL
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Post by Myrrha on Oct 4, 2007 22:03:31 GMT -5
Okay...where the heck are you finding these. *grin*
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Post by Skyler on Oct 5, 2007 0:58:37 GMT -5
OMG!! I just got done IM my friend calling her a dork.
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