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Post by Myrrha on Oct 5, 2007 10:16:51 GMT -5
Well...isn't that a nice thing to call her.....*wink*
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Post by darklover on Oct 5, 2007 10:25:34 GMT -5
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Post by Cynthiax3 on Oct 5, 2007 10:31:40 GMT -5
OK that is to funny Skyler!
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Post by Skyler on Oct 5, 2007 12:19:06 GMT -5
Yeah and then I told her I was srry and told her what it meant. She got a kick out of that but said to never call her a whale's penis again.
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Post by Cynthiax3 on Oct 5, 2007 12:55:29 GMT -5
LMAO That is so funny that you told her!
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Post by Skyler on Oct 5, 2007 13:47:10 GMT -5
What's really funny is when I forget and call her it anyways!
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Post by Cynthiax3 on Oct 5, 2007 21:59:19 GMT -5
LMAO Yep that is funny!
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Post by Skyler on Oct 6, 2007 0:25:20 GMT -5
It drives her crazy!!
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Post by Cynthiax3 on Oct 6, 2007 8:00:14 GMT -5
I bet now that you told her what it means! LOL
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Post by Ailenia on Oct 6, 2007 11:29:39 GMT -5
omg lets take a look at some really dumb laws::
In Michigan:
: It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber
Persons may not be drunk on trains.
: No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.
: The last Sunday in June of every year was named log cabin day .
Cars may not be sold on Sunday
: A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission
: There is a 3 cent bounty for each starling and 10 cent bounty for each crow killed in any village, township, or city in the state.
: It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
: You may not swear in front of women and children
: Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.
: Clawson : There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
: Putt-putt golf courses must close by 1:00 AM
: Security guards at Joe Louis Arena will confiscate any item they feel might be thrown onto the ice.
: Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property. (soooooooo remind me again WHY they were in the car then?)
: Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited
: It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.
((: omg I SO want that one to paste on my fridge, NO SCOWLING AT ME ON SUNDAY))
: It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose.
: Grand Haven : No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk, under penalty of a five- dollar fine for each offense.
: It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.
: It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend ....
: OMFG!!! no way ---> All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police.
: Smoking while in bed is illegal.
: Anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day.
South Carolina (courtesy of a friend that lives there):
: It is illegal to display a confederate flag on a courthouse.
: By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.
: Railroad companies may be held liable in some instances for scaring horses.
: Fortune tellers are required to obtain a special permit from the state.
: Dance halls may not operate on Sundays. (but yet we can go to bars on sundays... )
: An exception to the above law is that light bulbs may be sold.
: No work may be done on Sunday.
: that means mike breaks the law when he works
: Musical instruments may not be sold on Sunday.
: Performing a U-turn within 1,000 feet of an intersection is illegal.
: It is considered an offense to get a tattoo. ( i guess I am offensive)
: Horses may not be kept in bathtubs ( i don't wanna know)
: It is illegal to sell any alcoholic beverages on Sunday, unless you own a private club. ( but...but..but... i'm confussed )
: A permit must be obtained to fire a missle
: It is illegal to give or receive oral sex in South Carolina. (i'm in trouble)
: When approaching a four way or blind intersection in a non-horse driven vehicle you must stop 100 ft from the intersection and discharge a firearm into the air to warn horse traffic.
: It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays. ( oh the heck with that)
: Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks. (o.0 they still DO that?)
: A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.
: Charleston : The Fire Department may blow up your house
: Charleston : It is against the law to drive a motorized vehicle on King Street. (omg you mean I gotta walk?)
: Clemson : Lifeguards must be present at apartment complex pools, but only after 11:00 PM.
: Sexually oriented businesses may not open for business on Sundays.
: "Vicious Dogs" may not be kept within the city limits.
: Bitches in heat shall be confined.
: Fountain Inn : Horses are to wear pants at all times. <------ ummmm WTF?
: Greenville : The drinking age on Furman University campus is 60 years old. <----- riiiiiiiiight
: Hilton Head : Carriages may not be driven on sidewalks.
: One commits a nuisance if he or she leaves a large amount of trash in their own vehicle. (oi)
: Lancaster County : It is illegal to dance in public in Lancaster.
: Myrtle Beach : It is illegal to urinate in the waters of any park.
: Persons may not change clothes in a gas station without permission of the owner.
: No one may sleep on the beach at night.
: Dogs may not be on the beach during the summer months during the daytime or the owner may be arrested.
: Spartanburg : Eating watermelons in the Magnolia Street cemetery is forbidden. (yeah... ummm "Hey honey, let's go have a picnic out at gran'ma's grave" "sounds fun dear, just don't bring the melon, remember what happened LAST time" )
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Post by Linda Johnson on Oct 6, 2007 11:51:15 GMT -5
OMG!! I just got done IM my friend calling her a dork. i told my husband waht it was, then called him mom a dork....great times!! |
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Post by Linda Johnson on Oct 6, 2007 11:52:03 GMT -5
Yeah and then I told her I was srry and told her what it meant. She got a kick out of that but said to never call her a whale's penis again. roflao!!!!!!!!!!!! oh your too much, my stomach hurts from laughing at that!!! omg! |
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Post by Ailenia on Oct 6, 2007 11:55:49 GMT -5
yeah I dont think Ill let my son know what it means .... then again .. he's 16, and probably already knows!
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Post by Linda Johnson on Oct 6, 2007 11:57:57 GMT -5
wtf!!! horses with pants?? ...i will have to google this...
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Post by Ailenia on Oct 6, 2007 12:11:42 GMT -5
haha I dont know where she found those, but we were rolling on the floor when we read them ... and dont forget, you cant keep them in a bathtub either!!
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