Post by Linda Johnson on Oct 6, 2007 12:13:39 GMT -5
TEXAS:
STATE WIDE LAWS:
1. A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.<------(i like this one)
2. It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
3. The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
GALVISTON
4. Bicycles must be operated at a "reasonable speed".
5.No person shall throw trash from an airplane.
6.Any person who sits on a sidewalk may be fined up to $500.
7.Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday. <----IM CONTUSED!!!!
8.It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.
9.It is illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol - including alcohol in someone else's blood stream.
10.Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.
.....THAT ONE JUST DOESNT DESERVE A COMMENT....
NORTH CAROLINA
11.(THEY HAVE LOTTERY IN NC) The mere possession of a lottery ticket is illegal in North Carolina and may result in a $2,000 fine.
12.Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.
13.While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.
14.Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.
15.Persons in possession of illegal substances must pay taxes on them.
THE STATE OF MAIN
16.Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.
17.You may not step out of a plane in flight.
NEW YORK CITY
18.Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers". I LOVE THIS ONE!!!
19.It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun. ROFLAO!!!
20.The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
21.A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
22.During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks. ;D ;D
YOU KNOW IT REALLY MAKES YOU WONDER AT SOME OF THE PEOPLE WHO WERE ABLE TO GET INTO THE SENATES SEAT...
STATE WIDE LAWS:
1. A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.<------(i like this one)
2. It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
3. The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
GALVISTON
4. Bicycles must be operated at a "reasonable speed".
5.No person shall throw trash from an airplane.
6.Any person who sits on a sidewalk may be fined up to $500.
7.Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday. <----IM CONTUSED!!!!
8.It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.
9.It is illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol - including alcohol in someone else's blood stream.
10.Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.
.....THAT ONE JUST DOESNT DESERVE A COMMENT....
NORTH CAROLINA
11.(THEY HAVE LOTTERY IN NC) The mere possession of a lottery ticket is illegal in North Carolina and may result in a $2,000 fine.
12.Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.
13.While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.
14.Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.
15.Persons in possession of illegal substances must pay taxes on them.
THE STATE OF MAIN
16.Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.
17.You may not step out of a plane in flight.
NEW YORK CITY
18.Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers". I LOVE THIS ONE!!!
19.It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun. ROFLAO!!!
20.The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
21.A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
22.During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks. ;D ;D
YOU KNOW IT REALLY MAKES YOU WONDER AT SOME OF THE PEOPLE WHO WERE ABLE TO GET INTO THE SENATES SEAT...